Thursday, April 25, 2013

How To Remain Poor

Saw this on Facebook, thought it would be nice to share it with you all.


1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue
dozing if there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up??
2. Never plan how to spend your money..
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's
finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it..
3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money...
How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save
are not sympathetic to your burning needs..
4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated "...
How can you a graduate engage in petty trade or home based
production?? That's for people who never went to school.
5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven
& give U capital..
How do they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even
though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a
few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only start with
6. Complain about
everything except your own attitude:
Blame the system the government& the banks that refuse to lend you
money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn...
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep borrowing from
friends & employers.
8. Compete in dressing...
Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your
office.. Whenever your neighbour buys a new
phone, u get one that is more expensive..
9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three
times your gross monthly pay..
10. Give your children
everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should
not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that
way, they will grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't
help you in old age...

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