Joke: Definition of Stress

WHAT IS STRESS?
Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.

You take her to hospital. When you get there the Doctor says that she
is pregnant and Congratulates u that u're going to be a father!

You then say u are not the father but then the lady says u are!

NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL!
You require a DNA test to prove u are not the father! Now the poo is
really getting Hotter!

When the Doctor comes back with the results and say u cannot be the
father as u are infertile!

You are relieved! On ur way back u then remember that u are married
with 3 kids at home!

You are now extremely stressed!
And ask yourself WHO THE HELL IS THEIR FATHER .NOW THAT'S
STRESS